Hello the dead, how are you today? … part three

But now it’s gone way beyond that. Even the supernatural has succumbed to the lure of reality television. I talk, of course, about ‘Most Haunted’, the show that has proven at least one thing: that even night vision camera work can’t make Daniella Westbrook look good. It has also given birth to psychic silver fox Derek Acora, the man who, with the help of his spirit guide Sam, turns into an epileptic with Tourette’s; shouting ridiculous nonsense that ties in with some historical scenario that he can ‘feel’ in the room.

This has appeared to be so monumentally popular with the masses that it has justified the commissioning of the eponymous ‘Derek Acora’s Ghost Towns’. Derek now communicates so regularly with the dead that dinner parties at the Acora residence must be a hoot, consist of Derek, his wife, and three empty chairs for Derek’s ‘friends’. I pity Mrs. Acora, I hate going to parties where I don’t know anyone to talk to. At least I can see other people though, so one up to me.

 

If you want to look into the cynical corporate face of spiritualism, a kind of ‘Ghostbucks’ if you like, go no further than Psychic TV (Sky channel 886). When viewing I noticed that it seems to have a format very similar to Babestation (not that I have ever watched that channel, I may have stumbled across it, once), meaning that either the same company owns them or the developers that sold the design were lazy, but had a bloody good sales pitch.

 

Glenda is skilled in seeking out your dead relatives in the beyond... and knows how to cup a ball

Glenda is skilled in seeking out your dead relatives in the beyond... and knows how to cup a ball

You never know, it could be deliberate. Both channels prey on their viewers being able to have contact with the unattainable. Is it too much to wonder that a couple of years we could have the opportunity to watch Soozie the Sexy Shaman, who not only talks to dead people wearing nothing but a see-through pink teddy, but talks ‘dirty’ to them. Only time will tell, but an addendum for unscrupulous, idea-stealing TV execs out there, I’ve already copyrighted the idea.

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